64hz:

my blog will make you horny!
cogito-ergo-amo:

What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave

virginsacrificer:

when someone you hate gets the wrong answer in class

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ralphlauren:

The Polo party attendees wore their rowing blazers to celebrate the Rowing Blazers book by Jack Carlson at the Polo flagship on 5th Ave
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goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

herpowerisherown:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

JESUS CHRYSLER 

guy:

when you get introduced to your friend’s friends and they already seem comfortable around you

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